you were lost and then you found us
played the tape then you rewound us
you played it for mom
you played it for dad
and that canadian girlfriend you wish that you had
you played it so much that your disc wore out
you wanted another -- you wanted to shout
"where the fuck did those dudes go?"
well we're here, it's kohlz maxx two point oh.
DJ TJ Max and MC Kohlz
We sold our records, we sold our souls
Now we got no more money, we got bills to pay
We gotta stuff at the dolalr tree on Layaway
We got no other choice gotta get on the mic
And make another record nobody will like
It's Kohlz dot max dot two point oh
How they got another record, nobody knows!
DJ TJ Maxxx in the place to be
When you're lookin for ryhmes, you're looking for me
I got the funky fresh flavor like a roll of smarties
I be the hit at all the office parties
Since the last album I've become a stat
Bouncing around like Kareem Abdul Jabar
We're finally comin back after a 4 year hangover
We're still not black and we're still not sober
now we're twice as fat as Margaret Cho
It's Kohlz dot maxxx dot two point oh!