some sucker MCs spend a lot of time thinkin'
meticulously crafting rhymes that still end up stinkin'
for me rappin's just like crappin'
after eating at Taco Bell --
loud, messy, violent, and fuckin' easy as hell
it's a simple seven step process that goes a lot like this:
step one is simply gettin' drunk
and well, so is two through six
step seven is where the magic happens
i step up to the mic and i just start rappins
i don't even think i just open my mouth
and all this dope shit starts fallin' out
GO!
(Freestyle)
Magic on the Mic cuz the mic is magic
If ya step to me, then ya know that'd be tragic
Take ya out with one fell swoop
Like Larry Bird, I'll take ya to the hoop
Cuz I got more ryhmes than Hannibal's got cigars
I got more beats than sabu's got scars
I rock out harder than twelve Rob Zombies
I got more wisdom than my my homeboy jombie
Mecca lecca hi meccha hiney ho
Im DJ TJ Maxxx and I gots to go.
(Freestyle)