I'm a general in the sack, now show me your privates
I got a stick shift and I want you to drive it
When it comes to making love, I'm as smooth as butter,
I aint Parkay, I aint no other
I got more moves than oprah's got fats
I love me some poon like ALF loves cats
I be layin down the law like I was judge Judy
I'll be Mrs. Garret, and you can be Tooty
I like to role play like a dungeon master
I can go all day, you're screaming "faster! faster!"
Between the sheets I'm like a lethal weapon
Im the doc, and here's your beef injection!!!
me: i'm a mad genius at sex -- i'm like a sex stephen hawking
her: dude, you are to sex what steve is to walking
me: i'll do you in ways that'll make your knees weak.
her: you'll hump for five seconds then fall fast asleep
me: i'm an artist at love -- i'm like pablo sex-casso.
her: you can't tell the diff between my clit and my asshole
me: we'll have heavenly sex -- you'll swear i'm divine
her: i'll swear "Jesus Christ" get that out my behind!
I'm a prince on the mic
and a king in the sack
now tell me this, miss
do you like it like that?
You like it like that?
(Not like that!)
You like it like that?
(Not like that!)
What if I did this?
(Not like that!)
Is that your elbow?
(Not like that!)
What if I undo this button?
(Not like that!)
Wait, where did you go?
(Not like that!)
it's feast or famine when you're kiester crammin'
if you're lookin' for a beast, dear, i'm your man, an'
i'll make you moan when i bend you over
you'll be beggin' for the bone like a dog named rover
you best phrase your answer in the form of a question
yes, alex, sorry, i meant "is that an erection!"
i'll make you say wow
with my "congress of the cow"
i'll make you slaphappy
as we perform the old "Black bee"
i even got moves not in the kama sutra --
i'll give you the "ski boot"
i'll "siamese fruit" ya
me: i'm a mad genius at sex -- i'm like a sex stephen hawking
her: dude, you are to sex what steve is to walking
me: i'll do you in ways that'll make your knees weak.
her: you'll hump for five seconds then fall fast asleep
me: i'm an artist at love -- i'm like pablo sex-casso.
her: you can't tell the diff between my clit and my asshole
me: we'll have heavenly sex -- you'll swear i'm divine
her: i'll swear Jesus Christ! get that out my behind
but i'm always safe,
so please pass me that hat
and tell me this, miss
do you like it like that?
(Refrain 2 X's)