"a writer may err by making his sentences too uniformly compact and periodic, and an occasional loose sentence prevents the
style from becoming too formal and gives the reader a certain relief."
I got into a drunken fight with two dudes named Strunk & White
They said I don't use commas right,
But I surely used their mommas, aiiiiiiiiight!
Dude, you did not just talk smack about the mommas of Elwyn Brooks White and Mr. William Strunk Jr.
Had to. They said I don't use commas right.
Hate to break it to you, but they're sort of right. You're always fucking up comma placement.
And you should say 'don't use commas correctly.' Adverb modifies a verb. Everyone knows that.
No one comes close to the way I drop grammer
I'm twice as legit as M.C. Hammer
Im possesin lots of shit like an apostrophe
I'll clean out your shit like a colostomy
I be connectin with the ladies just like a conjunction
Like a healthy adverb Im always servin my function
I be leadin the pack like a topic sentence
I do it all with no repentence
I always know when to throw the right adjective
It made me the champ of the game called mad libs
Im the baddest Grammarian in the hood
When it comes to writing, I'm really …good.
Yall should worship me like a golden calf
And this is the end of my paragraph!
Baby, your verbage drives me wild
Because you got the elements of style
The way you use participles
Makes me get hard nipples
dj tj maxxx, your grammar is whack
you think a split infinitive is an asphalt crack
all of your participials are misplaced and dangled
all your conjugations are fucked up and mangled
your rhetoric
is pathetoric
your grammar schtick
makes me feel sick
you must know the rules
before you can break them
you must show the fools
that you can forsake them
I before E
and you after me
you should try reading books
instead of watching TV
Baby, your verbage drives me wild
Because you got the elements of style
The way you use participles
Makes me get hard nipples