Yo ladies, I got a question for thee
Why is it you all adore me?
Is it my beard, my rear or the way I make you feel so horny?
In the early morning
The day, afternoon, and night
Yo stop me, if I'ma getting this right
Or maybe it's something else I didn't mention
A certain little rumor that got your attention?
Well I say it now - it's all true
I'm the world's best-hung Jew
Ron Jeremy can't compare me
I make him look small
My dick's as thick as a Giant beach ball
But I'm gentle too,
So don't be scared
Did I mention that I shave my pubic hair?
So come on now, and don't say no
All you ho's love MC Kohlz
Now I'm dropping science like the Enola Gay dropped bombs
And speaking of being gay, you know who is? Your mom's
But she turned back once when she saw me
Now take one look and you'll see what I mean
I'm handsome, I can dance some
And I'm really really nice
And after we're done - I'll cook you beans and rice
So come on now, and don't say no
All you ho's love MC Kohlz