MC Kohlz
MC KOHLZ (AKA "El MC Kohlz-o") is a jolly old soul. Indeed. Born to Paraguyan parents but raised as an American Jew, he has been rapping since the age of six. He's still hoping to get better at it, because as his Paraguayan grandmother has always said to him "Mano, eres tremendamente maricón." He thinks this means, "Keep on rapping forever," but his Spanish is sort of shaky. The famed relationship with his PIR (partner in rhyme) TJ Maxxx has worked out very well for Kohlz because Maxxx honed MCK's rap skills while teaching him the basics of hip-hop dance and style. (If you think Kohlz looks like a dork now, you should have seen him four years ago.) Also, Maxxx owns a car which is a far preferable mode of transport to the souped up shopping cart MCK had been riding in for years. His message to his fans is "¡Me cago en Dios!" which he thinks means "may God bless your dance," but again, the Spanish is not so good.